whoredidthepartygo:

sex is cool but have u ever had garlic bread

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happy-april:

An Unexpected Journey + colors

reblogged 3 hours ago @ 23 Apr 2014 with 2,672 notes via/source
maritzac:

what boxes

maritzac:

what boxes

reblogged 3 hours ago @ 23 Apr 2014 with 193,872 notes via/source
Anonymous said:
toot toot

fuck off Jackanory

answered 3 hours ago @ 23 Apr 2014
ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

reblogged 3 hours ago @ 23 Apr 2014 with 77,694 notes via/source

spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

reblogged 3 hours ago @ 23 Apr 2014 with 239,745 notes via/source
algeblogger:

I’ve got arachnophobia

algeblogger:

I’ve got arachnophobia

reblogged 3 hours ago @ 23 Apr 2014 with 151,220 notes via/source

rhotten:

You know it’s kinda funny that in 9+ hours of film nothing in LotR is half as scary as this this fucking scene

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reblogged 3 hours ago @ 23 Apr 2014 with 30,999 notes via/source

alihendrixed:

jesus didn’t rise from the dead so you could call bi/pan women lesbians

reblogged 3 hours ago @ 23 Apr 2014 with 982 notes via/source

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys

reblogged 3 hours ago @ 23 Apr 2014 with 33,984 notes via/source